May 2013
63 posts
piglii:
piglii:
piglii:
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*Insert Witty Title Here*: Do you wanna know what... →
twerkahontas:
It’s when you care about someone so much that your entire mission in life is for them to be happy, even if you’re not the person making them that way. It’s when you want to hug them when they’re sad and just stare at their eyes when they do that goofy little laugh. You dream about just being in…
18 tags
she reminds me of that hippo named gloria from madagascar
180mph:
vaspim:
lameborghini:
asking for nudes over snapchat is a dumb idea nigga how you gon masturbate in 10 seconds or less smh
Is this a challenge
*Sonic X theme song starts playing*
lameborghini:
*spends hours browsing crouton.net*
wartortles:
thanks to tumblr’s new update i can email tumblr users’ nudes that they posted on the internet to their parents!!
fasterfood:
started from the bottom now we are lost and looking for directions back to the bottom
analprolapsing:
analprolapsing:
analprolapsing:
omg my dog just turned into a bagel wtf
you think i’m lying
juilan:
I saw the video of the speed boat crash on youtube and thought it would be a little better with a skrillex bass drop
my favorite people are blonde with blue eyes
Okay Hitler
epic-humor:
it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino
h0odrich:
It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class
flyinginafriendshipship:
what if church was called jesuscon
vagisodium:
vagisodium:
somebody has been sending aubrey fact asks all day can i get in on this action
danalmostcaughtonfire:
THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE
kill-natalie:
am I the only one who tries to learn lyrics to rap songs so I can surprise people during car rides
e-zekiel:
okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and another
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu...
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Lately I’ve been trying to find the words To prove my love is true And that no matter what happens in this world I’ll be there for you I’ll be there for you when you need someone To come and hold you tight I’ll be there for you even if you call In the middle of the night I’ll be there for you when the rain won’t stop Falling upon your life I’ll wipe your tears and chase your fears ...
googleimages:
vagisodium:
googleimages:
leonardo dicaprio is going to make such a good gatsby
yeah he’s gonna be a great gatsby
lumos5000:
theshirelock:
if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes
someone found a real life plot hole
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kingschultzies:
♫ im on the highway to heck ♫
fatwink:
*masturbates to your beautiful personality*
what she says: i'm fine
what she means: sneep snop
Ask me a question
– ask.fm/ChristaMarieBurt
clamperl:
clamperl:
when someone sends u an emoji when you use an android
so mad at u
drarna:
ONESIE DIRECTION
honust:
can someone stay up with me till 2am and tell me everything they have ever been to scared to say
drarna:
how to protect yourself from someone trying to rob you
look them in the eyes and tell them you know their father was never there for them
share an emotional hug
during the emotional hug reach into their back pocket and take their wallet haha trolled